Watch Out for The Baby Maker

The last few weeks I've been catching up on my mother-to-be reading. Most recently I got a few sample magazines - American Baby and Baby Talk - when visiting Motherhood and Baby's R Us. I found the most useful read in the Family Health Program mag by Lysol. At first when I saw the Lysol mag with sheets of Lysol coupons I thought it was for OCD moms. I'm not out ruling the OCD part, but they do have really useful tips for first-time moms like me.

I learned that when changing a boy's diaper, while disposing of the dirty diaper you have to lay the clean diaper over his "baby maker". This is for protection. The cool air causes the baby maker to stray - "on you, the walls, or anything else in range". Taking it step further you have to position the baby maker in the downward position before sealing up the diaper. This is done to prevent waistline leakage.

I'll probably forget most of the baby stuff I'm reading, but one thing I will always remember is to watch out for the baby maker!


Lysol, I solute you!